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How to get rid of assholes
- Ignore: The best way to stop yourself from being a murderer
- Plug your ears with cotton
- Say nothing. NOTHING!
- Fall down and froth at the corner of your mouth. Shake your legs voilently
- Burp once every 3 seconds
- Fart loud and be proud of it
- If you’re eating chewy chocolate, with the help of your tongue apply the well chewed choc over your teeth and lips and exhibit your teeth
- Keep slapping the wall hard
NoteThere is a great risk in doing one or some or all of the above. People might start thinking you are an asshole.
yet another week comes to an end. For the first time since i started writing my book, I am so very clear about the plot and the characters. it is so good to know what you want to do! Did a lot of research too for the book. What would I have done if i hadn’t Internet and ‘google??
Food for thought: The best way to not hear the wake up call is sleeping in the other room. If you haven’t washed dishes in a week and you see fungus colonies all over the utensils, no sweat! Just wash them under the tap (but throw the fungus away in the bin). Life-when you are all by yourself -is such a (mis)adventure!
I have been doing some prolific writing lately and I hope i sustain this drive. Today was ordinary. Nothing much to write about, ok gotta go and write.
It feels so strange to realise that you are freaking 29! I mean one year away from 30 and five from middle age? And as I scoop the butter scotch ice cream into mouth thinking ‘It was great dinner’ I realise that I have done nothing in almost 30 years. Made no money honey! And then I started counting my friends – true friends, not acquaintances- and i know i dont have as many as i want. Strange! I have, however, decided that from now on, it is glory or death. No more ‘i also ran’ and no more rolling stone… Glory here I come. And hey I forgot to mention: I have found what very few in this world have – the love of my life, might sound juvenile, that’s ok you are being jealous. She is my best friend too!
Between Feb and May quite a few things happened. Some unplesant and some just great. They stole my computer from my home. I lost two months of work I had created (I was rewriting the first draft of my novel). But I have to write so I bought another computer and I hope they wont steal it again. I had a 2 week break. Met my folks, friends in chennai and had a whale of a time. And moved to Bangalore to be with the love of my life. Never in my life had I wanted to get married so badly! Think about it I was the on who used to ridicule the marriage system and all!
this distance thign is gettin to me.if u can avoid it dont fall in love with ah guy ehos not u rown town or who’s abt to leave the city .never! trust me i know!
Working in an organisation that is drunk on hierarchy could be an utterly irritating affair. But then again when money talks, you shut up. Wonder when I will get outa this vicious organisational vortex. Nothing like being your own boss isn’t it? I wrote a poem today or so I thought, it doesn’t rhyme nor is it romantic… god save my girl. Check out The web site of Usability Professionals group – India if you are one of those simplicity freaks.
At around 23:20 hours tonite I was trying to install directx 8 from CHIP magazine CD… guess what it was installing? some thing called ‘stuff it’ – some winzip like utility. Wondering if they test the CDs before they release it. I don’t think it is too much about usability, it is more to do with common sense and, as the cliche goes, it is not so common.
Well, thanks to my friend Kribs I have my own blog spot now. Well this space is for anecdotal indulgence and I shall post thoughts, raves, rants and cribs (with a C ha ha) of my hyper-critical self. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. People with conservative/orthodox hearts may ignore this space. Shall start the graffiti tomorrow, for now, I just came back from the shower am naked and i gotta go out to eat.