Let’s not even go near the topic of you and girls, that’s like Ganguly and batting. What do you call a moron that leaves a message and not leave contact details?
Tried calling your office number. Call me on my mobile. Show some responsibility and store my mobile number at least this time. Don’t act like you are so busy saving human life from its vagaries and evils. You are just a f***ing, inconsequential drop of urine that god shook off after he took a leak. So, note down my number. You won’t dare invite my wrath I hope. I’ll have you beaten up by retired NGOs and Telugu medium kids. You f***in geriatric, insolent, mentally challenged, xxxxxx.
Your friend,
Suman