And this is why: Nasa astronaut arrested for attempted love rival kidnap

Mrs Nowak, a married mother of three, was friendly with Navy Commander William Oefelein, a pilot on space shuttle Discovery’s trip to the space station last December, and believed Ms Shipman was having a relationship with him, it is said.

Friendly? I forgive all the dumb ass directors that made movies based on ‘boys and girls can be friends’ concept.

She allegedly told officers that she wore a nappy, as astronauts do during launch and re-entry, so she would not have to stop on the journey.

Mrs Nowak, ignore these idiots that laugh at you. They don’t understand the misery that love er, let me correct myself here, that that true friendship can cause. Friendship, yeah.

In the early hours of Monday morning, wearing a trench coat and the wig, she waited for Ms Shipman to arrive and then followed her to her car, saying she wanted to talk.

Trench coat? ‘the’ wig? M’am, stop smoking that shit and I proscribe HBO for you for the next 150 years.

The relationship was categorised as more than a working relationship, but less than a romantic relationship. Mrs Nowak discovered that Mr Oefelein was also involved with Ms Shipman.

No shit. I tell you. That wins the invention of the year award, that relationship scale I mean. Mr.Oefelin, you brat, you!

Inside Mrs Nowak’s vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities uncovered latex gloves and e-mails between Ms Shipman and Mr Oefelein.

Lord Krishna on a skateboard! Now, brother, how did you find e-mails in the vehicle? Is it vista compatible? If yes, i want one of those vehicles.

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