A Married Man’s Angst
Back in 2003, while waiting for an auto to go to the Koyambedu bus station, my brother blurted out all of a sudden, “They think something is wrong with you… you know? You are 30 and still not married?” Of course! My brother was being very polite: once an elderly gentleman, on a train, asked […]
Want bun? Get married first!
Man in South India married a dog. …the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun. I hope he stops with the marriage and does not think of consummating it. Poor Selvi.
I love America
And this is why: Nasa astronaut arrested for attempted love rival kidnap Mrs Nowak, a married mother of three, was friendly with Navy Commander William Oefelein, a pilot on space shuttle Discovery’s trip to the space station last December, and believed Ms Shipman was having a relationship with him, it is said. Friendly? I forgive […]
How to respond to legal notices
As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here. For your information, no Swedish law is being violated. Please be assured that any further contact […]
I don’t believe this!
Dear Arun
Let’s not even go near the topic of you and girls, that’s like Ganguly and batting. What do you call a moron that leaves a message and not leave contact details?Tried calling your office number. Call me on my mobile. Show some responsibility and store my mobile number at least this time. Don’t act like […]
Contontik: The Unsung Technology
This happened about 10 years back. Suren and I were having dinner at grand ma’s. We were slurping up the thick curd that trickled down our fingers in slo-mo. Murali mama entered. With a big ass ‘assembled’ audio system, complete with two monster-sized speakers (two oopars and two tuiters to quote mama.) I was all […]
The French Vada
“What do you call a Vada in French?”“Le Vada” (pronounced ‘la – vada’) Source: Mr.Dickens
Tackling Bangladesh Rifles
“…BSF sources said Bangladesh Rifles (BDR) men opened fire at two border outposts at Harinagar-Kinnarkal area in Cachar district.” [Via NDTV]It is disgusting that we let countries like Bangladesh bully us. I have a suggestion for our BSF: Carry lot of bread. When you encounter hostile BDR chaps, throw pieces of bread at them. They […]
Quotes of the day
“Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.” – Randy K. Milholland Ahem! “The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If […]