The High School Crush

Me: Don’t tell me you never had a crush in school or college man!? After a brief pause, the crackpot Mr. Sarcastic Dickens (SD) goes: Mr.SD: Of course I had a crush.On my school teacher…Me: No that is not counted…Mr.SD: …but he rejected me. 😀

Narnia

Me: ‘What is this Narnia movie about?’Vineet aka Dickens: ‘A guy called Narayana gets hernia.’