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Man in South India married a dog.<\/a><\/p>\n

…the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hope he stops with the marriage and does not think of consummating it. Poor Selvi.<\/p>\n

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Man in South India married a dog. …the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun. I hope he stops with the marriage and does not think of consummating it. 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What a pack!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":450,"url":"https:\/\/sumankumar.com\/blog\/2003\/02\/450\/","url_meta":{"origin":1007,"position":4},"title":"My Friend's Wedding One of\u2026","author":"Suman Kumar","date":"February 1, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"My Friend's Wedding One of my close friends is getting married today (probably is already married I am 6 hours behind him as I am in USA right now). His life-partner is a(an?) European girl. Never knew what global village actually meant. Now I know. 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