{"id":397,"date":"2002-07-16T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-16T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sumankumar.com\/blog\/archives\/397"},"modified":"2002-07-16T19:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-16T13:34:00","slug":"397","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sumankumar.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/397\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>New Personality Definitions Based on Sun Signs<\/h3>\n<p><b>Disclaimer:<\/b> These are not my words. I merely copied them from one of my friend&#8217;s e-mails. I don&#8217;t know who wrote this and I don&#8217;t subscribe to the views of the author of this hilarious piece.<\/p>\n<p>\n<br \/>ARIES<br \/>\n<br \/>You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions.<br \/>\n<br \/>Basically you don&#8217;t give a fuck about anyone.<br \/>\n<br \/>Most people hate you but you couldn&#8217;t care less.<br \/>\n<br \/>You&#8217;re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>TAURUS<br \/>\n<br \/>Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics.<br \/>\n<br \/>You get on well with most people because you&#8217;re bisexual.<br \/>\n<br \/>You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>GEMINI<br \/>\n<br \/>your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character.<br \/>\n<br \/>Simply you&#8217;re a neurotic schizophrenic, a real fucking weirdo, the<br \/>\n<br \/>type of person who&#8217;d kill themselves to win a bet.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>CANCER<br \/>\n<br \/>You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making<br \/>\n<br \/>money. You&#8217;re an unscrupulous bastard who would sell a relative&#8217;s<br \/>\n<br \/>limbs to buy a mobile phone.<br \/>\n<br \/>You are likely to be murdered.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>LEO<br \/>\n<br \/>The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to<br \/>\n<br \/>try anything. In other words stupid.<br \/>\n<br \/>You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to<br \/>\n<br \/>anything. Most Leos are living on welfare.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>VIRGO<br \/>\n<br \/>You like the goods things in life and you know how to enjoy them,<br \/>\n<br \/>but you&#8217;re prone to bullshitting and you&#8217;re a cheap bastard.<br \/>\n<br \/>Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women<br \/>\n<br \/>are whores.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>LIBRA<br \/>\n<br \/>You are the forgiving type and you don&#8217;t bear grudges. This<br \/>\n<br \/>makes you an asshole.<br \/>\n<br \/>For your entire life people will make a complete prick of you.<br \/>\n<br \/>Nobody will go to your funeral.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>SCORPIO<br \/>\n<br \/>You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles.<br \/>\n<br \/>However these are your only good traits.<br \/>\n<br \/>You screw small animals and love picking your nose.<br \/>\n<br \/>You always have snot on your clothes.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>SAGITTARIUS<br \/>\n<br \/>You are the romantic type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts.<br \/>\n<br \/>You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys.<br \/>\n<br \/>You thrive on incest.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>CAPRICORN<br \/>\n<br \/>You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type.<br \/>\n<br \/>A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual.<br \/>\n<br \/>Your best friend is an altar boy.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>AQUARIUS<br \/>\n<br \/>You are the academic type and will probably end up working in<br \/>\n<br \/>the legal system.<br \/>\n<br \/>This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a<br \/>\n<br \/>transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet<br \/>\n<br \/>tights.<br \/>\n<br \/>><br \/>\n<br \/>PISCES<br \/>\n<br \/>You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation.<br \/>\n<br \/>You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world.<br \/>\n<br \/>Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron.<br \/>\n<br \/>You will continue to fail. 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I merely copied them from one of my friend&#8217;s e-mails. I don&#8217;t know who wrote this and I don&#8217;t subscribe to the views of the author of this hilarious piece. ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. 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