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Me: Don’t tell me you never had a crush in school or college man!?<\/p>\n

After a brief pause, the crackpot Mr. Sarcastic Dickens (SD) goes:<\/p>\n

Mr.SD: Of course I had a crush.On my school teacher…
Me: No that is not counted…
Mr.SD: …but he rejected me. <\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n

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