{"id":962,"date":"2007-02-06T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sumankumar.com\/blog\/archives\/962"},"modified":"2007-02-06T22:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T16:34:00","slug":"i-love-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sumankumar.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/i-love-america\/","title":{"rendered":"I love America"},"content":{"rendered":"

And this is why: Nasa astronaut arrested for attempted love rival kidnap<\/a><\/p>\n

Mrs Nowak, a married mother of three, was friendly with Navy Commander William Oefelein, a pilot on space shuttle Discovery\u2019s trip to the space station last December, and believed Ms Shipman was having a relationship with him, it is said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Friendly? I forgive all the dumb ass directors that made movies based on ‘boys and girls can be friends’ concept. <\/p>\n

She allegedly told officers that she wore a nappy, as astronauts do during launch and re-entry, so she would not have to stop on the journey.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mrs Nowak, ignore these idiots that laugh at you. They don’t understand the misery that love er, let me correct myself here, that that true friendship can cause. Friendship, yeah.<\/p>\n

In the early hours of Monday morning, wearing a trench coat and the wig, she waited for Ms Shipman to arrive and then followed her to her car, saying she wanted to talk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Trench coat? ‘the’ wig? M’am, stop smoking that shit and I proscribe HBO for you for the next 150 years.<\/p>\n

The relationship was categorised as more than a working relationship, but less than a romantic relationship. Mrs Nowak discovered that Mr Oefelein was also involved with Ms Shipman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No shit. I tell you. That wins the invention of the year award, that relationship scale I mean. Mr.Oefelin, you brat, you! <\/p>\n

Inside Mrs Nowak\u2019s vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities uncovered latex gloves and e-mails between Ms Shipman and Mr Oefelein.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lord Krishna on a skateboard! Now, brother, how did you find e-mails in the vehicle? Is it vista compatible? If yes, i want one of those vehicles.<\/p>\n

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And this is why: Nasa astronaut arrested for attempted love rival kidnap Mrs Nowak, a married mother of three, was friendly with Navy Commander William Oefelein, a pilot on space shuttle Discovery\u2019s trip to the space station last December, and believed Ms Shipman was having a relationship with him, it is said. Friendly? 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