You got the look. You got the bank balance. Yet, no girl dates you? No sweat bud. Follow the guidelines:
- When you want something ASK! Most guys suffer from the fear of loss: 'what if she says no?' Yea, so what? There are a million girls out there and trust me your chances are brighter than what you think they are. ASK. 'I'd like you to take you out for coffee' What's the worst that could happen? She might say 'Buzz off and get a life.' Or she might spit on your face. Wipe it off and move on... Ask another girl out. But "ASK". You won't get any if you sit at home and worry; you'll only lose the lines on your palm. Who's the girl that's been on your mind and making the lines on your palm disappear? Just get out there and ask her out, ok?
- Get out! The only real rule of dating is 'proximity breeds love'; so socialize. Be shameless. Do not hide behind chat or e-mail or your mobile phone. Get out and get going. Life is short. And you are not Amoeba.
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Looks only get you entries. No, not what you are thinking you pervert, I am talking about introductions. Your looks are only as good as your mouth. Most good looking people only have to open their mouths and you know that you are talking to someone with a cerebral capacity that is just above that of a Broiler Chicken. Get the hint, even Quasimodo got himself a girl. Why can't you? Stop worrying about your looks. Attitude speaks louder than looks. Look at Lakshmipathy Balaji! The Lahore girls had the hots for him man. His unassuming demeanor, and of course the baby-like grin actually worked for him.
- Be yourself. Do not be Brad Pitt when you know you look like a Chimneysweep with gas problems ok? Be yourself. For your information, the biggest turn-on is not your biceps; it is how you make her laugh. So, be yourself. Be honest. And hey go easy on that sun glasses ok? Most often they make you look like Bappilahiri and that's not a compliment
- Art sells: If you are interested in music or writing or painting or tattooing... Scream it out. Let the whole world know it. Art has a lot of hype and hype sells.
- Take it easy: One step at a time. Don't jump the gun. Pun unintended, but do not rush. Go with the tide. Let it ride. And your moment shall come. You waited all these years. Can't you wait for a few more weeks or months? Have patience. Save your palm.
- Go out of your way: Girls like it when the guy goes out of his way to help them. Drop them home. Even if it is 40 miles away. They love surprises. Even if you have never met a girl (but you keep running into each other at work or office) just walk up to her on her birthday (it is your duty to find out her birthday buddy) and wish her! That could be the start of your dating glory pal.
Summary: Get out. ASK! Be yourself. Do not worry about that dreaded 'No'. It is all right. Even Edison didn't get it right the first time. So, remember, 1) Get out. 2) ASK. 3) Be yourself. If it doesn't work start from 1) again.
Most important: There are girls out there who are waiting for you to ask them out. If you never ask. You'll never get. So, it is better to have asked and failed than die with a palm that lost all its lines.
(Johnny this one is for you dude. Go get'em tiger!)
Write to me: suman 'at' techwritersindia 'dot' com
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