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    5/31/2005

     

    On breaking up

    Getting out of a relationship of over a decade is not a joke. It rattles you. It presents you with a huge cloud of insecurity and uncertainty: 'what will I do now?' 'Will I be able to take it and move on?' I am talking about a relationship that is in your blood, in each and every cell of your body. But then you have to give up on your darlings when it is your life that is on the line. I did break up for a little over one year in the past but I duly bounced back into it, for the allure, addiction, and the sheer exhilaration of it all was too much to resist. I have resolved not to bounce back this time. This time it is for good. I know I will be in throes of pain, when each one of those cells scream and complain for a dose of that temporary pleasure. But as I said, no relationship is worth it if it erodes you and makes you a clown in front of the people around you. No relationship, however exciting, is not worth it if it demands that you slowly wither away and finally causes your own demise. I know sweet love, the way you stand there and laugh at my misery, in a supreme confidence that I will come back and fall at your feet and beg for mercy... I know that you are laughing at me as I lick my wounds. I know. But this time around, I am not rolling back to you. Find another sucker. Find another guinea pig.

    Folks if you were wondering what the hell that was about: I gave up smoking today and I hope I don't revert to it. :-) Prabhu, a taste of your own medicine?
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    5/30/2005

     

    New blogger on the block

    Folks, welcome Vasu to blogdom. His engaging and fresh writing is bound to keep you going back for more.
    An excerpt:
    "I can feel my heart start jumping and my body saying 'Beat me into the ground like a red-headed step child, I want punishment. I want to be a freak, a FREAK I TELL YOU!!'" From Vasu's Life for dummies

    That was his first post. Vasu, maybe you want to run a spell-check before you publish your post? It pains me to watch an intelligent person being careless about spelling. Spell-check! It's free! Also, it is not Arnav. It is Arnab. And whenever you refer to another blogger, link da text. The secret of success in blogdom is linking, linking, linking.
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    Royal Blogger Takes on the World

    Sihanouk's missives also shed light on his personal life, including what he says are his numerous wives, though that was in the 1940s, when "my love life was somewhat ... stormy. But I became monogamist a long time ago." He has been married to former Queen Monineath for more than 50 years.Wired News: Royal Blogger Takes on the World

    Hmm. I was wondering. What if Bal Thackeray or Narendra Modi start blogging? Ughh. No. We already have enough sh1t in the blogdom.
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    5/27/2005

     

    bangalore bloggers blogout!

    Guys and girls, and all ye Bangalore bloggers. Get ready for the mother of all blogger meets.
    When: 3rd weekend of June (18,19). (Confirm participation by next Tuesday)
    Where: Kadumane (a place five hours away from Bangalore and light years away from the taxing city life). (We are open to ideas on other locations)
    Who: Write to me or Anita
    What: If you can strum a guitar or sing or belly dance, we will be your audience, honest!

    Please confirm participation through e-mail. Read more on Anita's blog

    Special attraction: Stand-up comedy by the-one-and-only and the one.

    FAQ:
    1) Can I bring a friend along?
    Absolutely. As long as it is a girl we have no problems. (Suman and Madman laugh 'har har har' and slam a hi5.)
    2) Should I pay for it?
    Um. No, We'll pay you $40 per hour if you go with us. Of course dufus. You pay. We'll let you know how much shortly.
    What kind of clothes do you recommend?
    Wear something. Please.
    3) Are pets allowed?
    Dogs, no. Boa Constrictors? Sure! Cats? Forgetaboutit! Hee-ha.
    4) I live in Mumbai, am I eligible?
    Yes but your GRE score should be 97 percentile. Don't look so sad. Of course anyone can join us, genius! :-) That said, we have a PSYCHOmetric eligibility test for guys from Delhi. Ok, do you see the glow-sign 'JOKE'. Thank you. Phew!
    What if I get lost in the jungle?
    Don't worry. We won't tell anyone. Also, a Tiger can kill you under 4 seconds. Get the hint? Stay with the gang! Grrr.
    I can't swim!
    Oh sh1t! You will use a life-jacket even under a shower. That's an order.
    I can't climb/trek
    Don't!
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    5/25/2005

     

    Lest we forget

    A mass execution of Jews in Nazi occupied Ukraine.


















    A mass execution of Jews in Nazi occupied Ukraine. Source: http://www.shamash.org/holocaust/
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    5/24/2005

     

    bLogout

    Okay ladies and gentlemen and bloggers, I propose a [b]Logout, a trip off the beaten track for all of us bloggers. As the term suggests bLogout is aimed at helping you break away from the monotony of work (or the lack of it thereof). Our God Mummy has traveled a lot and she can be our consultant.
    It could be a trek, a jungle trip, a camping trip... You get the drift? No more Barista's and over-priced coffees for a while. bLogout.
    Non-bloggers can join us too. Don't just stand there in one non-descript corner, drawing lines on the floor with your toes, biting your nails, and thinking, 'Why didn't I start a blog!'
    Please use the comments section to brainstorm. Ferrari, some people think you have no brains. So just storm machaan. ;-)
    bLogout. It's fun.
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    Winamp dumps Lama. Kicks iTunes a** for a change

    From Wired.com:
    IPod users are raving about a plug-in that makes the Winamp digital jukebox a better way to manage the iPod than Apple's iTunes.

    The plug-in, called ml_iPod, allows iPod users to bypass iTunes and manage music collections in Winamp instead. The iPod is supposed to work with iTunes only. A new version of the software was released Monday. [Link]
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    A Puzzle

    I was traveling to Coimbatore with a friend to attend a mutual friend's wedding. The traveling companion friend popped this puzzle:
    If 1 = 5; 2 = 25; 3 = 125; 4 = 625; 5 = ?

    I fell for it all right. What about you?
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    5/23/2005

     

    The Maruti Swift

    pic courtesy marutiswift.comI am not a car freak, but I fell in love with Swift. It has the retro look that lends it a superior aesthetic edge over it competition. But that's me, the dud-that-can't-drive saying it. Check it out on some auto mag. I am sure they salivated over Swift and gave it the best ratings. [Click for a bigger image]

    Picture courtesy: http://marutiswift.com
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    Bomb blast in cinemas screening Jo Bole So Nihal

    Writing Cave wrote: The SGPC (Sikh Gurudwara Parbandhak committee) finally got Jo Bole So Nihal banned in Punjab.
    But cinemas in Delhi screened the movie. And, bomb blasts occurred at two cinema halls screening the movie BBC reports: One person was killed and at least 49 injured in Sunday's two cinema blasts.
    Now, did SGPC bomb those movie halls? Or some affiliate-Sikh-militant outfit? That's what whoever bombed the movie halls want you to think.
    So, who really is behind the bomb blasts? Go figure.


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    5/20/2005

     

    Google launches customized homepage

    I gave it a spin and me thinks it is damn cool, despite the portal look. Check it out: http://www.google.com/ig.
    (via Search Engine Watch)
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    5/19/2005

     

    The Middle finger of the world

    Indra Nooyi, President and CFO, PepsiCo was lambasted by the folks at Powerline for comparing USA to the middle-finger. Ms.Nooyi also compared Africa to the little finger, Asia to the thumb, South America to the ring finger and the index finger to Europe. I don't want to waste my time on the merits of her analogy, especially one that was delivered during her speech at the Columbia Business School MBA recognition ceremony. Let's leave that argument to the well-read brethren, both readers and writers, of Powerline.

    I have a question for Scott @ Powerline: Replace Nooyi with a white American. Would you still make so much noise? I don't think so.
    What's funny is a bunch of conservatives complaining of 'cultural insensitivity'. If I am reading the whole thing wrong let me know. I am culture-blind too.
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    Reliance Webworld and the Satriani Concert Ticket Fraud

    Thanks Anita. You reminded me about it. I almost forgot blogging about it. As you all know I won some contest that Webworld organized and I got to meet Joe Satriani at the Cunningham road Reliance Webworld. Joe himself presented me with a ticket (a Rs 500/- ticket). I had four tickets with me and I took the ticket to the venue in the hope of selling the 500 bucks ticket to someone. I did find someone and I sold it to him. A few minutes later, I learnt that the 500 ticket was not valid. The guys at the gate said 'we are not aware of any 500 ticket!' And I saw this guy around; he was at the Cunningham road Webworld, and I knew he was from Reliance. When I approached him, even before I could say anything, he ran away disdainfully, saying, 'I am not in the organizing committee!'

    What else can one expect from these Reliance Infocomm people? I have no clue how the 500 ticket came about, but I feel sorry for that gentleman (who bought my ticket) that decided to walk away after he was denied entry. As Anita said in her post, Opium botched it big time. And hey why have Brahma open the show for Joe Satriani! It irritates me when a band comes on stage and says 'the next track is our own composition', as if it makes a difference to us. Just play it dude. And if we like it, you'll know it, and you can tell us about your 'own comps'. So if you are a band and you indeed do 'own comps', take my advice, we don't like it when you tell us it is an 'own comp'. Just shut up and play.

    Another thing about Joe Satriani: that guy is indefatigable; he played on for close to three hours, while we were shifting our feet and holding on to our whining backs. But him? He just was as fresh as he was at the start, even when the lights went down on what probably was the best rock show Bangalore has ever witnessed.

    Coming back to Reliance Webworld, they have yet to send me the pictures. Why am I not surprised?
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    Carrying booze is illegal

    Was talking to Nanda on the phone and he was complaining about how tough life has become in Chennai. 'The wine shops close at eleven in the night, and I can't even buy booze and take it home!'
    Apparently, when he did trying taking booze home, the cops stopped him and 'seized' the booze.
    And I guess the cops have impressed upon Nanda that 'it is illegal to store liquor at home'. Nanda said that's what the law is.

    I don't know what the law says. But cops checking if you bought liquor and carrying it home is, well, stupid. What's Chennai coming to (all ye Bangaloreans, you have another reason to berate Chennai!).

    Any lawyers out there that can shed some light on this subject?
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    Google Launches Enterprise Desktop Search

    I was expecting it for a long time and they did not let me down. Here is the Enterprise Desktop Search from Google.
    Google Desktop Search for Enterprise helps you easily manage the ever-growing mountain of information located on your computers and includes key standards-based administrator features that provide enhanced security, centralized configuration and easy company-wide deployment. Perhaps best of all�it's free. [Link]


    And, it is free.

    How can Google Desktop help your organization? OK, for starters, if provides an excellent search utility to search your e-mails that are normally buried away in your archives. And, most e-mail software like Lotus Notes or Outlook offer lousy search interfaces. Also, your employees have been using Google to search for stuff on the web. They are used to the interface. So no training costs there. More on this later.
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    5/18/2005

     

    Joe Satriani Live in Bangalore: Pictures from the concert

    Thanks to one of my good friends Mohan, we caught Joe in the act. Check them out!
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    5/17/2005

     

    Meeting Joe Satriani

    Joe Satriani - Picture courtesy www.satriani.comLast night, when I was watching a movie in a Cinema hall, I got a call from Reliance Webworld. It was a girl and she told me that I'd won the contest that I had entered while buying tickets for the concert; and that I get to meet Joe Satriani, and a free ticket for the concert.
    Well, I am speechless and there is a lurking doubt that someone is pulling a fast one on me. I have never won a contest in my life; not even the Big Fun poster contest.
    I have to go to the Cunningham road Reliance Webworld to meet Joe. Let's see. I'll go there with my fingers and toes crossed. Watch this post for updates.

    Update: Folks I met Joe Satriani at the Reliance Webworld on Cunningham Road. A total of six winners from Bangalore got free tickets and most important a chance to sit next and talk to Joe Satriani. I told him, 'It is an honor!' and wished him good luck for today's show. He was down-to-earth, affable, and at total ease while answering the questions from the sizeable gathering. I told Nishita, the sweet girl from Reliance who called me to tell me that I won the contest, that she made my day and that I thought it was a prank. Whoa! I don't believe it man! That I shook hands with Joe-Guitar God-Satriani! Nishita promised she'd e-mail the pictures. Once I get the pictures I shall post them here. And yes, I got four autographs from Joe. One for Arnab and the rest are mine. Hee-ha!
    Picture courtesy: http://www.satriani.com/
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    5/16/2005

     

    The Bangalore Blogger Meet

    Yesterday, at 1600 hours twenty odd bloggers met up at Barista, St. Marks road. This is probably the biggest blogger meet ever in Bangalore. As always, I had a chance to meet up with the interesting folks and put a face to their URLs. I had a great time guys. Hope to meet you all again very soon.
    There were a lot of cameras that were flashing and clicking away to glory; I'd appreciate if someone put the pictures online soon. We went to Koshy's after Barista and we all had a drink. Hope someone get the pictures up online soon.

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    5/14/2005

     

    The Dubai Return - II

    Read Part-one first
    The tenement went into a tizzy of excitement, bitching, and gossip. 'Mari is bringing gold biscuits in cartons.' 'Mari is going to buy the tenement and build a palace.' 'Mari was fired. He is coming back for good.' 'The Dubai police caught Mari with a lord Ganesha picture. They threatened to chop his limbs if he did not leave the country. Mari chose his limbs.' And so on.

    Mari's family became the cynosure of all attention. Dozens of pairs of eyes scrutinized each move that Mari's folks made.
    Even the deaf storyteller who regaled us with his stories during those long summer nights—when we all slept on the road (the tenement was located at the end of a dead-end lane, so it was safe to sleep on the road)—talked about Mari.
    I used to watch the huge Mango tree on the other side of the dead-end wall, waiting for it to sway, for that was sign of breeze: a reprieve from the maddening heat of Chennai. While I was at that, I used to dedicate my ears to what the deaf man was saying. He had an intriguing style of telling a story. It was rhythmic; he'd whisper, shout, and slip into drone-mode... He never bothered what we were saying. He'd just go on with his bottom-less story. At some ungodly hour- when the only sounds were that of the crickets, wailing dogs on a loveless night, and the pitter-patter of the streetlight engaged in an eternal struggle to come to life-the deaf man would finally give in and sleep. And start another type of sonic assault: snoring.

    Around nine in the night, the day before Mari was supposed to arrive, I took my mat, pillow (made of old clothes; my grand ma can make a king-size bed out of old clothes.) and made my bed on the road. I lay down, pleading the mango tree to sway. The deaf man started his medley of disconnected stories, anecdotes, and rants. 'Bond theriyumaa baaandu? Pallu ley thangam kadathuvaan! KD payyan (do you know Bond? he smuggles gold using his teeth, sonofagun), deaf man started. He went on about the ghosts in his village, about Mohini, the seductress ghost; about how he shook hands with MGR. Suddenly, he dove right into the favourite topic of the season: Mari. 'Mari, kepmaari. Fraud payyan. Nambaadhey, avanai nambaadhey' (Mari is a fraud. Do not trust him). Clouds of sleep that were gleefully getting ready to rain on me ran for cover. 'What?' I screamed at deaf man. He was oblivious to my words. I really had to raise my voice to make him hear me, but I did not risk it. I did not want the house owner to give me one of his reprimands, which included questioning your birth, questioning the integrity of your mother, aunties, grand mother, great grand mother; your dad's virility and so on. Therefore, I did not bother asking deaf man why he thought Mari was a fraud. However, what he said made me wonder about Mari's job. Was he really a manager? Or, was he an office boy or something? Was he really in Dubai? I buried my face into the coarse softness of my homemade pillow and dreamt of Mari, clad like a Bedouin, serving Chai in one of Teynampet's innumerable snack joints.

    The next day I woke up early, hired a bicycle, and fetched water for my grand ma. During my last fetch, I noticed the house owner sitting in Mari's house. My grand ma was offering the buttermilk and the house owner refused to accept it. Bereft by her god's insensitivity, my grand ma launched into a long raving about how her life would be if one of her sons went to Dubai. Mami, as my grand ma was known in the tenement, almost aged ten years that day. Some where in the night, as I was watching Oliyum, Oliyum (Light and sound!) on DD, at one of our neighbor's home, I heard a commotion outside. My instinct said it was Mari. Within a couple of minutes, I was the only one watching TV. I ran out.

    There was a mob outside Mari's house. I stood behind the mob and through the gaps, I noticed that the house owner, clad all formal, complete with a tie, talking to Mari. My grand ma was at the door of her house, waiting with a buttermilk glass. I went up to her and asked her 'for the house owner?' She shook her head and said, 'Mari.' I sighed, and got back to the mob. Mari got a tape recorder for the house owners; goggles for the house owner's sons. Mrs. House owner got a sari. The cynics jeered, 'that sari must have been exported from Tirupur ha!'

    Mari's newly acquired laconicity and rich man attitude did not surprise us. He spoke only to people at his level. He sprayed his perfumes in the loo before he used it. He slipped in English words when he spoke. He wore a watch that had a calculator. 'What's the use? The moron can't add two and four to save his life' said one of the intellectuals. Mari's brother smuggled us chocolates, Dunhill cigarettes for the elders among boys, and promised to give us a 'foreign Lux soap'.

    My grand ma some how got an audience with Mari, despite his busy schedule (of eating, watching TV, and learning how to add two and four). She requested him to 'pull one of her younger sons to Dubai'. Mari promised her that he'd talk to his general manager and see what he could do.

    A few days later, I was sitting outside our tenement when the postman walked in. He was replacing the old man that normally delivered mail. He walked up to me and asked, 'Where is Mari's house?'
    I got curious. ''What is it? I will deliver it.' I said. 'No, I have to get his signature. It is a registered post. I think he got his passport.' the postman said.
    [To be concluded in the next post. Please adjust.]

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    5/13/2005

     

    Global Color Survey

    I took a color survey on Color Matters. Here are the intriguing results.

    Since 1997, over 30,000 people from all points on the globe took the survey. Here are the results:
    Happy - Yellow

    Pure - White

    Good Luck - Green

    Good-tasting - Red (tomato)

    Dignity - Purple

    High Technology - Silver

    Sexiness - Red (tomato)

    Mourning - Black

    Expensive - Gold

    Inexpensive - Brown

    Powerful - Red (tomato)

    Dependable - Blue

    High Quality - Black

    Nausea - Green

    Deity - White

    Bad Luck - Black

    Favorite Color - Blue

    Least Favorite Color - Orange

    Link to Colormatters


    So, if you are a services company you may want to use a blue theme for your site, your office, your ads, your logo and so on. If you are a manufacturer of fast cars, use Red (Tomato) as your car colors, your site color... If you are selling Pizzas, paint it red (tomato) baby. If you want to make that girl fall for you, go red! If you want to impress her parents wear purple. If you are selling Coconut oil stay white. If you are hacking your competitors site, paint their site orange.
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    5/12/2005

     

    Why shopping at Sifymall is safe!

    "Please note that, in the case of Visa cards, your credit card details are NOT entered in Sifymall server, but only on the Citibank server.
    Hence, we neither capture your credit card details nor store them in our server.Link

    And now, why shopping on Sify is safe:
    Safe Payment Gateway: When you pay by Visa card at Sifymall.com, the credit card details are entered by you directly on the ICICI Bank secure server and are not captured or stored anywhere else.
    Link

    And, and the definition of SSL:
    Safe Technology: Our secure server software (SSL) is the industry standard for secure commerce transactions. It encrypts all of your personal information, including credit card number, name, and address, so that it cannot be read as the information travels over the Internet.

    Wow, how cool can you get! Ok, now the definition of SSL: "Short for Secure Sockets Layer, a protocol developed by Netscape for transmitting private documents via the Internet. SSL works by using a public key to encrypt data that's transferred over the SSL connection. Both Netscape Navigator and Internet Explorer support SSL, and many Web sites use the protocol to safely transmit confidential information, such as credit card numbers."
    Link

    So, if you are a dumb **** and just trained yourself in Java, C, C++, CORBA, XML, Oracle, HTML, Javascript... phew, you know where to go.
    If someone tells me one can't judge a company's caliber by what it writes on its website, I will throw that person in Bihar.
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    Need inputs: Talk on usability for technical writers

    Hi folks, I have been invited to talk about usability to a bunch of people that are training to be technical communicators. The duration of the session is two hours. I don't want it to be a 'words only' session. Of course, I would be talking to them about the basics, the importance of usability, standards, product design and usability, and user-centered design. What I am thinking about is some kind of an exercise, a practical session, for the participants. I was thinking if I should ask them to run a quick UI review on their mobile phones (and take it from there... UI standards for mobiles, gloss vs. Utility etc.).
    If you have any comments suggestions, please leave a comment.
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    5/09/2005

     

    Residency Towers Chennai: Racist Policies

    If you plan to visit Bike n Barrel�the pub/bar in Residency Towers Chennai� and you are a colored person, you may want to think again. I was there last Saturday with my wife and a few friends. After about a beer, I got a call from Murugan, another friend (he joined us late), from the entrance of the pub, 'Machan they are not letting me inside da.' he said. I walked out to see what was going on. The bouncer apparently had stopped Murugan, because he was not wearing shoes. Ravi, the floor manager or whatever manager walked up to us with his plastic smile and explained how he can't make an exception, and how 'management' is strict about adhering to 'policies'. All we asked for was to let us finish our drink, and allow Murugan in; for fifteen minutes. I told Ravi that he was screwing our evening up and that he should use his discretion. However, he stuck to his song. Finally, I offered to go talk to his 'management' and convince them about letting Murugan in for fifteen minutes. So, Ravi and I walked down to the lobby and I met his boss. The boss man again sang the same song about how he can't do much and how it was 'policy'.
    In the meantime, Mr.Lalithkumar, another manager exhibited exemplary hospitality: when asked if we can shift our drinks to a coffee shop or some other place, he denied permission. Why? 'Policy'.
    So, I walked in to the pub, intending to get out with the gang, when one of our friends said, 'there is a foreigner and he has no shoes.' He was wearing slippers. I walked out again and asked them (Ravi and Lalithkumar) if they had a separate policy for whites. And guess what that Indian hotel managers said? 'He has an injury'.

    Now, some of you may argue that a hotel has the right to throw anyone out or deny admission to any one. Yes, I agree, but will you? Do you have the guts to throw people out or deny admission because they are not wearing leather shoes? You will not, unless your dad is Bill Gates or Ratan Tata.

    But the 'policy' ought to be consistent. You can't just go down on your knees for the white, and treat your fellow brown-skinned brethren like shit. Or, right next to 'Rights of admission reserved' add another line: 'Shoes mandatory for colored people.' or something like that. I wont walk in.

    However, after all the noise about racism, Murugan finally was let in much to the chagrin of Mr. Lalithkumar-the-stickler-for-policies-for-colored-people.

    Anyway, what do you think about the whole issue? I don't want my emotion to cloud my judgment that's why I ask. Take the poll and also leave a comment. And yea, pass the story ;)
    Online Poll Using WebSurveyor
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    5/04/2005

     

    Treat Employees like Adults

    Some time back Rashmi wanted my opinions on corporate blogging. She was collecting inputs for a Business World article. One of my complaints (in my response to Rashmi) was companies treat employees like school children. And now I see this on HBR.Harvard Business Review Online | Treat Employees like Adults
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    Creative Resumes

    Got this via a colleague's e-mail forward:
    This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald?s restaurant in Florida; and
    they hired him because he was so honest and funny! Read the resume.

    As expected it was a hoax. Mr.Bulmash created this joke to get some publicity to help his writing career that was going no where.
    But that reminded of a true story.
    In 1996, Nanda was looking for a break into advertising industry. He sent his plain-vanilla resumes (name, age, sex, daddy's name, grand pa's dog's eating habits, birth sign, education from elementary school etc) to all ad agencies in Chennai. And no one bothered to respond. Probably the cows of Chennai had a gala time eating all the paper that our man was churning out. Enter: Yours truly. Nanda asked me to write a 'creative' CV. I agreed and as always, forgot about after 45 seconds. Nanda, perseverant as the Airtel phone-sales girl, pestered me long enough and I gave in. In a burst of rare creative energy, I wrote a resume that positioned Nanda as a product. The resume was laced with sarcasm and my legendary humour. We sent it to all the agencies. The rest is history. All top agencies called him for an interview. Lintas (now LOWE I think) hired him. I do not have a soft copy of that resume, but I think Nanda has framed the dead-wood version and hung it right next to lord Venkateshwara's picture in his prayer room.
    That whole episode however inspired me and I never sent a normal resume for a couple of years. When Network advertising asked for copywriters, I sent them a two page resume: the first page had a small, plastic oil bottle, stuck with Cellophane tape with the caption 'Are you looking for this?' See next page.' The next page had only one line. 'I got midnight oil.' and my pager number. Network called me but never hired me. I for one firmly believe that these resumes won't work in the Indian IT industry. Those guys lack the imagination to recruit the right people. So, don't try this creative resume thing at home. However, if you are really desperate and have exhausted all methods at securing a job, drop me a line. Maybe, I'll help you.

    What did Nanda pay? Nothing. Not even gratitude. That's why I circulate that Ezhumalai story to... Ok, that's another story, for another time. Hoo-ha.
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    Punishment for rape: Marriage!

    Ward boy who raped, blinded nurse says he will marry her - Judge calls victim for reply - Outrage, say experts, it�s desperate bid to get away.

    The application, submitted today through Bhura�s counsel, Mukesh Ahuja, said: "...To save the life of the victim as well as the lives of both the families, the convict, from the core of his heart, without prejudice to the merits of the case, is ready to perform marriage with the victim."� The application added Bhura was ready to bear the expenses of the marriage.

    The judge accepted the application and directed the victim and her parents to appear in court tomorrow and reply. During the hearing, the judge also told both the prosecutor and the defence counsel that if the victim agrees to the marriage, Bhura�s sentence might be reduced.
    [ Via ExpressIndia.com]


    I would like to ask Mukesh Ahuja and the honorable judge J.M. Malik, 'if the victim were your daughter, wife, or mother, would you still take the same stand?'

    I'll end this post with a Frank Zappa quote:
    "It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity"
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    5/03/2005

     

    The Dubai Return

    Warning: Long post. I am just writing spontaneously. I don't know why I am writing this. I am typing away like a maniac. Oh yes, this is a work of fiction and any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely accidental. However, I borrowed some of the characters and incidents from my personal experiences.

    In the 80s there was god. And there was that guy who worked in Dubai. We lived a couple of years in Chennai after dad left for Delhi to study some agricultural statistics or something. We lived in a tenement in Teynampet. The tenement had nine houses ('portions') in the ground floor. Five on the left and four on the right; with a passage the split the two rows and ended at the well. A gaping balcony right above the middle of the passage gave the house owners that occupied the entire first floor, an excellent perch to bawl at tenants that strayed off the laws of the tenement. My grand ma lived there since when I remember seeing her for the first time. And she revered the house owners. She never missed sending her special dishes to the houseowner, a retired, old man who mistook himself to be the king of the milky way. She always sent a gallon of buttermilk to that old man everyday, and he accepted these niceties from my grand ma like a king would from the poor peasants of his country. Once in a while,something I mean once a year or something, he'd grunt an inarticulate appreciation for these favors. And my grand ma would turn ecstatic, as if she won the Academy award. We hated the houseowner and his wife. But we knew why grand ma was acting that way: she couldn't afford moving to another house. No, no. Not in Chennai. I was not bothered too much because I knew that I was getting back to Chittoor once my dad returned from Delhi.

    One day god woke up and decided to send Mari, our neighbour— the frail, Chettinad lady's son—, to Dubai. Mari was probably hanging out with my younger uncles that were jobless. But all of a sudden, Mari was a big man. He got a job in Dubai. He stood a little over four feet, probably was around 30 and had a well-rounded paunch. We, the folk in the tenement, had already heard of this magical place called Dubai, from many a traveler that passed by the tenement. They told us how the roads of Dubai were paved with gold. About how a soap's fragrance refused to leave you for a week, even if you bathed with it only once. About all the heavenly perfumes. About all the chocolates. Listening to stories on Dubai itself made us forget our tough, unpredictable lives filled with the heat, dust, and grime of Chennai; add to it the water scarcity, No TV. So, off went Mari to the wonderland. Mari's mom, dad, and younger brother leapt, in one swift, single, clean move, to the next stratum of the society. Dubai. Boom.

    Mari sent lot of money home. Once in a while, he sent gifts across through his Dubai colleagues that were visiting home. We kids used to hover around Mari's house, in a vain desperation to get a share, however miniscule, of the goodies. We never got it. Rumour had it that Mari's folks woke up in the middle of the night and ate those wonderful chocolates. Usually, the next day Mari's brother would be wearing a new t-shirt or a watch; or probably would be smelling like an Onion in Olive oil, thanks to the perfume. We debated in heated, passionate bursts on 'what kind of a job could Mari possibly get in Dubai?' I mean Mari never passed high school. His knowledge of English was as good as his French: nonexistent. So, how can a developed country like Dubai hire a school dropout and pay him truckloads of money? After much deliberation we initiated a talk with Mari's brother. You know, it is pretty delicate. We can't afford to piss Mari's brother off, for he would, when he occasionally suffered from conscience, give us a toffee or half-a-bar of soap to the big boys. We did not want him to stop those favors. We were told that Mari was a manager in some store. People were shocked. Manager was, still is I guess, a big word in those days. All Tamil movies showed the managers as rich guys. All rich guys were bad. And we all wanted to be bad. I mean you can't con a poor Brahmin family like ours into believing that 'it is the good heart of the poor, and the ethic of our worker brethren that would lead us to heaven.' Yeah, right. Where do you think they learnt to motivate the suicide bombers?
    One day the postman delivered Mari's photographs. There he was clad in that Arabic dress, like a Bedouin, looking at us through his orange sunglasses. There he was leaning over a gleaming Sedan. Was that his? Oh my god! People gasped all day. The Aachies, ladies of the Chettiar families living the tenement, added a beautiful crescendo to the new buzz about Mari. 'Adi aathee, paatheegala? Imbuttu panam avanukku yedhu?' (gosh, did you notice? how did he get all the money?) Then on Mari's family became allies to the house owners. The houseowner who would mouth obscenities at Mari's brother, was now kissing him in public. So we said 'we poor have heart. The rich have only suffering', went to bed and cried all night.

    So, it was thus decided by my grand ma that salvation = Dubai. She wanted all her sons (seven of them) to go to the 'Gulf'. And one day, Mari's brother told us that Mari was visiting home. [...to be contd]

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    Another Bangalore Blogger Meet

    I had a great time meeting up with Ravi, Prabhu, Lalit, Ram, Deepak, and Prabha last Saturday. Right after the meet at Barista on St. Marks road Prabhu, Madman, Deepak and I went to Tavern for some beer. Later, when I went to Brigade Fuel (the best place if you don't want to burn your money in pubs. Right next to Pecos) to meet up with Suren, my bro, I ended bumping into Lalit again. Lalit, you called me a bum. I don't know if you recall it, I mean you guys were pretty sloshed.
    So, right after Brigade fuel, Suren and I walked down to Church Street to buy a PS2 memory-card. And guess who I bump into? another blogger: Amit Pande. What a day it was!
    Some interesting insights during the blogger meet:
    Prabhu: Has a passion for Ferrari. Blogs passionately, mostly about girls. Ha!
    Lalit: Likes bikinis, rear-ending and all that crap. :-D
    The rest of them were pretty silent. Madman enthralled everyone with his 'acerbic' humor and a totally modest exhibition of his in-depth knowledge ranging from far-east cuisine to paparazzi rights. Phew!
    Ravi has posted the picture(s) on his blog.
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    Untitled Verse by Dominic Franks

    It is a rare privilege to know a writer. Especially someone that can breathe a fresh lease of life into words; and make those damned words stand up and punch your soul between its legs.
    When I met Dominic in Bangalore Medical College (he is a doctor by the way) I thought he was just another hot-blooded young man: naive in believing that he could change the world. Wet behind the ears in thinking that life is one big poem; written by poets like him. As the years wore on, we became great friends; together, we have guzzled down innumerable, frothing pitchers; Lamented together on life, lovers, land, and the ladies; Burnt away bales of tobacco; Traveled to places that, in a fleeting passage of time, etch indelible, fond memories in our hearts. Though he is an arrogant bastard, he is good fun. I sincerely pray that he retains the sense of humor, even when lady life unveils her true self and dishes out agony and squeezes the energy out of you, like a kid playing with an exhausted toothpaste tube. Ladies and gentlemen (and others :-D). I am glad to introduce Dominic 'Wolf' Franks:

    On Bangalore...
    when a city loses her trees,
    she does not lose the birdsong
    nor the merry whispering wind
    nor the cool jewelled breeze
    nor the radiant sapphire leaves
    nor the memories of lovers
    nor god's natural umbrellas
    nor the shimmering waterfall of flowers
    nor the friendly woodbark.
    she loses much more than these...

    she loses the folksongs of heritage
    she loses the laurel wreath of history
    she loses her sparkling innocence
    she loses unclaimed legacies
    she loses her own identity.

    and the city is no longer
    inhabited by brave young men,
    but is now peopled with the
    ghosts of their forefathers
    as she lies ravaged
    by the ashes and ruins of time.

    Untitled
    as night falls with charm anew
    women weep in loveless beds
    the glory morning brings is true
    when the tears of last night lie dead.

    -Dominic 'Wolf' Franks
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    5/02/2005

     

    Netaji's researchers miffed at him being showed as a married man

    I found this hilarious. A bunch of 'researchers' of Netaji have found purpose in life. They are pissed off with Shyam Benegal's movie on Netaji that depicts him as a married man! Ah! How can one show Netaji committing such sacrilege? Marriage! What's the bloody problem guys? You believe Netaji was not fit to be married? Or do you think that marriage would demean Netaji? Or, you don't want to believe that he married a foreign girl? What the hell is the problem?
    Let's check some gems now:
    "We have corroborative proof that Netaji's marriage to Shenkel is a concocted story," Jayanta Chowdhury, one of the researchers, told IANS. According to him, although Netaji's family members claim he got married to Shenkel in 1937, his application for a visa to China November 23, 1939, mentions his marital status as "single".
    "Despite our appeals to refrain from controversial issues, Benegal went ahead with the portion depicting Netaji as a married person. The film was telecast on German television," he said. Link on HindustanTimes.com

    Jayanta, dude, even my passport states I am single. I did not bother updating it. Given that Netaji was living a peril-ridden life, maybe he wasn't too keen to walk up to the Whiteman at the passport office? Did you think about that?
    Corroborative proof? My ***! Give me something better brother.
    "If the romantic scenes showing a married Netaji are not removed despite our requests to the Censor Board and the ministries, we would move the Calcutta High Court to stop the film's release," threatened Bhattacharjee, a lawyer.Link on HindustanTimes.com

    And why? You can't digest Netaji being shown as a man? You know even if you are right, you can't be so bitter about the great institution of marriage. That may piss Mr.Hari 'the Hadron' off. Hari, ignore these Bong researchers. They will never see your wisdom (that marriage is a mandatory stage of life like childhood or puberty hee haa. Sorry the laughter just exploded off the sides of my mouth and my computer screen is smattered with spittle.).
    I love these guys man. I do! I wish I had their sense of humour.
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